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Joke of the Day
"So Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table, and then a stool."
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"The only honorable thing I've ever done in my life is this girl named Judy. Although, I'm starting to have doubts she was a real judge."
"I saw a chameleon today.......he wasn't very good at being a chameleon."
"Did you guys hear about the girl that had three vaginas? She kept getting fucked left, right and centre."
"Physics 101: Heat expands objects.. You're fat.. you're hot"
"The first rule about mime club... Is you don't talk about mime club."
"I am a child molester just like my dad was a child molester. He rubbed off on me."
"WHY HAS THE COST OF BALLOONS INCREASED OVER THE LAST 50 YEARS?? INFLATION!"
"Hey U.S.: if every now and then I heard a ""God PLEASE bless America"", maybe you'd have better luck. #manners"
"What's the quietest element? A no-bell gas. Especially when the ringing noises Are-gon."