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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?"
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"A man walks into a bar And says ouch. Hello Caldera! I'll be here all week!"
"Why didn't Johnny Depp get an Oscar nod for Black Mass? The nominee pool was Whitey-nough already"
"What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !"
"Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer."
"Kanye deleted all the slander like we didn't have an hour to grab screenshots and make power point presentations"
"Watched golf for two hours before realizing that the TV was off."
"Having a girlfriend is like having a car... ... I don't have a car :'(."
"delete cookies? WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?! I LOVE COOKIES."
"I try not to beat live horses, either"