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Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of guitar did the pool player own? A: A-cue-stick."
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"if formula for area of a circle is true, whats the shape of pi. square"
"When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?) you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say? My little joke"
"Ronda Rousey is the only MMA fighter I can't fap to. She's the only one that finishes before I do."
"What's the worst smell in the world? An anchovie's cunt."
"Astrogeologists: do telescope/remote sensing on distant objects. Astrologists: use horoscope/do not remotely make sense/object when dissed."
"My boss said , ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have."" Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my wonder woman costume"
"America has never been a homophobic nation.. He grew up with 4 fathers."
"I asked my hairdresser to take a little bit off. I just really want to see her tits."
"*wife puts down dinner plate* *single pea rolls off plate* Me: oh no we have an esca-pea Wife: Me: I don't care I think it's still funny"