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Joke of the Day

"Boy: Our Principal So Stupid Girl:Don't You Know Who i am? Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am? Boy: Good (Walks Away)"

"What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11? It turned into a hexagon."

"Oscar Pistorius says he won't be entering other races until the trial is over. I think in prison he'll have to worry more about other races entering him."

"What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu? One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment."

"Last night I dreamt I laid in bed all day drinking wine, eating chocolate & watching Netflix. Tomorrow I'm making my dreams come true."

"I know it's a tetherball pole in a public park. But, where else can I practice my sweet, sexy dance moves on a Sunday morning?"

"I put my root beer into a square glass... now it's just beer."

"Really sad news from the entertainment industry. Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment yesterday."

"If you believe the home alarm commercials, the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures."

"Why doesn't Ted Cruz like doing laundry? Because he always fucks up the delegates."