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Joke of the Day

"Boy: Our Principal So Stupid Girl:Don't You Know Who i am? Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am? Boy: Good (Walks Away)"

"TAKEN 4 COMING SOON ! Ring , Ring . Kim this is your father. Daddy ? she replies. But, but your dead ! Listen I'm a Ghost , and my Corpse is about to be, TAKEN !lol."

"I had a dream where I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. Where the hell is my pillow?"

"Justin Bieber and Ke$ha has sex and gave birth to Rebecca Black."

"What do you call a cannibal who only eats coma patients? A vegetarian."

"I recently found out that they are reviving Full House. The show is called Fuller House, but Bob according to Bob Sagat, its called Filler House."

"Larry La Prise, the creator of the hokey pokey died this week.... Every thing went well with the funeral except putting the body in the casket They put the left leg in.... And then the trouble started"

"i just foumd out that humpty dumpty is suposed to be an egg. nowhere in the humpty dumpty poem does it say that humpty dumpty is a egg"

"Ghost joke joke booooobies"

"What's the one advantage if Hillary Clinton is elected President? We'll only have to pay her 77 on the dollar"