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Joke of the Day

"When I die... ...have The Gravedigger run over my hearse with me in it."

"I caught my son wiping his boogers on the couch which is gross because I don't want our boogers mixing."

"What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? They both know how to throw a good hoe down."

"what gets wet when it dries?? a towel"

"I recently dated a slutty check with a brain fetish. The experience was mindblowing!"

"What do you call a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle with bad hair? Donny Trump"

"Knock, knock. Who's there?"

"What's the fastest animal in the world? A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal? ... The ethiopian chasing it."

"If you have my phone number but insist on posting some personal tidbit on my FB wall, I'll beat the crap out of you."

"[META] Can we have S,M,L flairs on joke posts to indicate length? Sort of similar to /r/tifu"