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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the blackout? Don't worry, I shot him."
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"What do Japanese guys do when they have erections? Vote"
"A young girl accused of apostasy... (NSFW) Loves dick but prefers to eat pussy, She loves bacon with eggs, And would spread her legs, For anyone whose name lacked apostrophes."
"6: Mommy where are you putting your cameltoe this year? Me: 6: I like it Me: It's mistletoe son"
"A German bakers was robbed... Apparently everything was stollen."
"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? Fuck you, none of your business. Am I being detained?"
"What's long and hard on a black guy? The first grade"
"What do you think of men who likes to eat fish? I think they are Sofishticated. I'll show myself out."
"Why's everyone hating Mayweather, I think it feels great out"
"What if they make a movie about Leo's life and how he couldn't win an Oscar, and the dude who plays Leo wins an Oscar...AWKWARD!"