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Joke of the Day

"If you want to know how Irish my family is, my parents don't have a liquor cabinet, they have a liquor closet Right next to the beer fridge"

"a termite walks into a bar And asks the waitress, is the bar tender here?"

"My brother... Likes driving black and white F1 race cars. They call him the F1 racist."

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkings after a house fire."

"A lot of people say that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger... Stephen Hawking disagrees."

"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts One is $3.50 the other is under a buck."

"Relax lady, you can quit giving me dirty looks. I don't want my own husband, so I sure as hell don't want yours."

"I like my coffee black... So it steals my fatigue."

"Someone told me you thought you were good enough to be part of my exclusive pee club. Ok. Urine."

"What do you call a broken lizard? Ereptile dysfunction"