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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus? You only need one nail for the picture."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"Did you hear about the singing laptop? It's a Dell."

"Lessons learned from Star Trek: Nemesis... Remember to always backup your Data!"

"I found a cure for my debilitating cancer. I dumped her and started to see a capricorn instead."

"The EU is much like a bad fart. Better out than in."

"what do you say to a puking prostitute? Heave-ho!"

"I used to sleepwalk all the time, but now I mix in a little sleepweightlifting a few times a week."

"My friend stopped taking steroids recently... It wasn't working out for him."

"*buys shed at B&Q* B&Q: Are you putting this up yourself? Me: No, it's going in the garden. B&Q: Me: B&Q: I can't help you anymore."