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Joke of the Day

"Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off."

"Why couldn't JFK be a boxer? He couldn't take shots to the head."

"What did the barfly say to the other barfly? I saved you a stool."

"If Rihanna was a bear name one of her songs. Bees Better Have My Honey"

"Did you hear about the guy who had ADD and schizophrenia? He heard voices, but could never pay attention long enough to them to do anything crazy."

"What do dyslexic sysadmins eat for breakfast? Cronflakes."

"You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows."

"A Mexican, a Jew, and a black guy walk into a bar The bartender looks at them and says ""get the fuck outta here"""

"Did you hear about the day when Hagrid took Harry, mashed him up, put him in a blender with ice cream and drank him? Yer a Blizzard, Harry."

"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui. But oh how the tables have turned."