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Joke of the Day
"Everyone says I should sign up for a 401k but I don't think I can run that far."
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"When you talk about IP addresses of an iPad Do you call it iPaddress?"
"North America Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America."
"It looks like bathroom tai chi but it's me trying to trigger the automatic paper towel dispenser."
"I refer to ""porno"" movies as ""regular"" movies not ""adult"" movies. And I refer to non-porno movies as ""Christian kids"" films."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and my refrigerator? My fridge doesn't shit on me when I pull my meat out of it!"
"It's kind of annoying that my wife said something about glistening but when I asked her to repeat it she just got mad."
"I call bullshit on the Chinese language. There's no way that shit is real."
"My favorite knock knock joke Knock knock: Who's there 9/11 9/11 who I thought you would never forget!!!"
"Cross the Road Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop."