127117

Joke of the Day

"I tried... I tried reading a book about self-hypnosis but it keeps sending me to sleep."

"I'm working on inventing an electronic Ouija board so that I can keep tweeting after I die."

"What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion? A Tomartyr"

"why did the spy cross the road because he never really was on your side hold your applause."

"I'm sorry I said the Nazis were also a party when you invited me to celebrate your kid's first birthday."

"How many people does it take to post a joke on /r/jokes One"

"Why are Japanese people so good at judo? You can't ippon a Nippon."

"Resolva qualquer problema. E simples... escreva qual o problema e clique em resolver http://www.splitz.com.br/problem http://www.splitz.com.br/problem"

"Nearly Christmas... PEOPLE say that every dog has its day. How right they are. We got a dog for Christmas, got bored with it and had it put down on Boxing Day."

"If someone sends you a link to download the Homer's Iliad, don't download it... It's full of trojans!!"