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Joke of the Day

"Oscar Pistorius was released from jail into his uncles custody I heard his uncles shitting himself, safer than using the toilet"

"We have enough pictures of airplane wings now, people who travel. Thanks."

"Q: What do you call Robin Hood's mother? A: Mother Hood."

"10 years later if Romeo and Juliet had lived: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Sigh....trying to watch the game here Julie."

"Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night? The Broncos' center"

"Two aerials meet on a roof fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant."

"What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka? Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut."

"Lincoln should win for most likely DVD to be put on by substitute teachers"

"Step 1: Have Android phone - Step 2: Say ""Ok Google, what are people from Phoenix called?"" You're welcome"

"There are two types of people in this world, Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."