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Joke of the Day

"Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night? The Broncos' center"

"Mental illness isn't a disease... ... It's all in the mind."

"Asked a vegetarian if she'd heard this song, then remembered vegos are too weak to turn on radios and way too busy playing with their lutes."

"A battery murdered another battery He was charged with murder and put in a duracell."

"What is the bass players preferred method of contraception? His personality."

"Your search - Bruno Mars not wearing a stupid hat - did not match any documents. Did you mean: Bruno Mars wearing a stupid hat."

"Don't Commit Suicide 0/10 people who commit suicide recommend it."

"When humorists pole-dance it's called a comic strip."

"How are skinny jeans like a small mansion? They have no ball room."

"My gf broke up with me.... She said, ""It's okay we can still be cousins.."""