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Joke of the Day

"Tornado warnings outside. Good thing I got drunk enough to fight a tornado or else we'd be screwed."

"What did the scientist say when he created something super BASIC? ExtraOrdinary"

"Why did Ellen Pao try to sue the users of Reddit for gender discrimination/ sexual harassment? Because they were forming a massive circle-jerk around her"

"Did you hear the outcome of Bernie Sanders recent doctor's visit? He tested positive for Chlamydia after /r/Jokes entire user base felt the bern in their throats."

"People who have quit Reddit, how is life like now?"

"Why did the psych ward escapee never get married? He had a fear of commitment"

"What's the difference between a vegetarian and a brony? A vegetarian doesn't like meat in their mouth."

"Well you know what they say You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. -Chef (South Park)"

"What has 2 legs but doesn't use them? A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)"

"What was Hitler favorite TV show? The Amazing Race"