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Joke of the Day

"Well you know what they say You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. -Chef (South Park)"

"So he says, ""Argh! Give me yer booties!"" & he steals all the baby booties. ... There's an audience for Baby Blackbeard & I'LL FIND IT."

"YOU: Please be aware-- ME: I'm not. I never will be. I've never even SEEN a ""ware"""

"Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it."

"What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? Cheez Waz."

"You might think an Indian baker is having problem with his bread But to him it's a naan-issue."

"GOD: I call this Tupperware SATAN: remember when I let u crash at my place and u said u owed me one G: yes S: make the lid a little smaller"

"I used to hate peer pressure, but my friends got me into it."

"What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of the vagina? A woman"

"I was just outsmarted by a revolving door but sure, I'll be your baby's godmother."