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Joke of the Day
"What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry? Usain Balti"
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"""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing... Unless you're at a funeral."
"When Microsoft and Apple ship faulty products Microsoft: We will fix that faulty battery timer through a software update. *never fixes it though* Apple: *quietly removes the battery timer*"
"What's the craziest type of bread? Banana Nut Bread!"
"Roast Pussy sandwich http://imgur.com/BnBLkkb"
"My first time watching the women's Olympic vollyball last night, one minute in there was already a wrist injury. I'm better today though, no worries."
"There once a website called toogle now it is google"
"Restaurant At restaurant, We wait for a waiter to bring order... Aren,t we waiter too..."
"Some people are too chipper early in the morning. They don't realize how bad it is for their health.....until I'm choking them"
"What kind of limes open doors? Key limes."