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Joke of the Day

"What kind of limes open doors? Key limes."

"What is it that separates humans from animals? The Mediterranean Sea"

"""Pres. Trump, how do you plan to respond to this attack on our soil?"" TRUMP: OK first, I've seen several people call me Tronald Dump online"

"How did the Mexican want his sex? Orale, homes!"

"I've got a new job crushing coke cans. Its soda pressing."

"What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Whodyounickabollockoff"

"Why is the Force like duct tape? It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together."

"That awkward moment when you gently toss your phone on the bed and it bounces off 3 walls, breaks 2 lamps and kills a cat..."

"What did the unimpressed wind turbine say? I'm not a fan."

"How does a man see things from woman's point of view? By looking out the kitchen window."