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Joke of the Day

"When Microsoft and Apple ship faulty products Microsoft: We will fix that faulty battery timer through a software update. *never fixes it though* Apple: *quietly removes the battery timer*"

"What do you call a group of homosexual musicians from India who never get to play out? A Gay Raj band"

"Do you want to hear a joke about potassium? K."

"Yo momma so fat She got an event horizon."

"There was a man who left a boombox on a mountain. The rocks were rocking on."

"Yo mama's like bacteria ...she procreates every 30 minutes and causes diseases. (Just came in my mind a few moments ago)"

"The dish drainer is just my default cupboard."

"When BP says, ""We have the spill under control"" is the new ""I promise not to come inside you."""

"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single, kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"

"Santa is a smart guy. Visits people only once a year."