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Joke of the Day
"I thought I liked spheres then I realized they're pointless."
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"A man was found dead in an ice cream van covered in nuts and sprinkles Police say he topped himself"
"Good Cop: If you tell us where the money is we can help you. Bag Cop: *majestically floats around the interrogation room on AC currents*"
"Rihanna says, ""chains & whips excite me."" I doubt her ancestors felt the same way..."
"Everybody is complaining about their significant other, and I'm over here trying to keep mine charged above 10%."
"Wanna Know SomeThing Funny? My Amount Of Karma."
"If you lend someone 20 Bucks, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it."
"'I Love You' is a mathematical function where, 'I Love' - is constant and ; 'You' - is a variable.."
"How do you start a hedgehog race? Say ""GAH""."
"My wife said she wished she never woke up this morning. Turns out we do have something in common."