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Joke of the Day
"my sixth birthday party was so formal that we roberted for apples"
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"What's the best thing about Switzerland? Idk, but it's flag is a big plus"
"Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you."
"""I wasn't that drunk..."" ""Dude, you were driving your truck around the Walmart parking lot trying to find your truck."""
"The baker wouldn't finish telling me how he makes bread. He said that information was on a knead-to-know basis."
"Aren't dad jokes great? I got a bad sunburn a week ago, and my skin is staring to peel of.I guess you could say that it's.....appealing"
"Where would men be without women? The Garden of Eden"
"What happened to the plan of starting a book club? It got shelved."
"""Hey, let's share a bottle of wine and try out the shriek-laugh we've been rehearsing."" -The women next to everyone everywhere."
"What do you call it when you stick a dried grape to the ceiling? Raisin the roof!"