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Joke of the Day
"my sixth birthday party was so formal that we roberted for apples"
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"If you traded your windowless van for an ice cream truck or a big red sleigh you would triple your child kidnappings."
"[kicks in your door to apologize to you]"
"Have you heard of Eats Unwanted Leftovers Man? He's the hero this city feeds"
"""We stopped making the style of jeans that fit you perfectly right after you bought your first pair."" -Every store ever"
"A robber walks into a bakery, and pulls out a gun. ""Give me the dough!"""
"Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking? Because it's on the house."
"My dad just called because he was thinking of me & loves me. And THAT'S why I never danced on a pole. Well, that and I got too dizzy."
"is thinking that with their track record, buying condoms at a BP station is just taking too big a risk!"
"I bought some pot from a T-Rex ... ... he was a small arms dealer."