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Joke of the Day
"Why did the girl reject iron oxide? Because it was FeO"
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"For a while Houdini used trap doors in every act It was a stage he was going through"
"I lost my mood ring. I'm unsure how I feel about it."
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"Went on a tour of a postcard factory yesterday.... It was ok, nothing to write home about"
"Willie Nelson? (NSFW) What is the worst thing Willie Nelson could say to you while you are giving him a blowjob? I'm not really Willie Nelson"
"My resolution for 2016 is to call Starbucks ""Starbrights"" and Reese Witherspoon ""Ruth Witherspooks"" to keep my grandmother's legacy alive."
"Where did the English teacher and the student fight? in the MLA boxing ring"
"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom!"
"Why should white blood cells never discuss God? Because they would be using the lord's name in vein"