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Joke of the Day
"Where did the English teacher and the student fight? in the MLA boxing ring"
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"I only have one cardinal rule... Never feed them past 9, because if you do they'll be up and chirping all night"
"The Quran is like weed If you burn it you get stoned."
"Date: you've already made me laugh, you can do no wrong Me: challenge accepted."
"Why do time machines make you happy? They're an anti de-present."
"A horse walks into a bar... A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse says ""I have AIDS."""
"Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite."
"""Did you hire a wedding photographer?"" Sure did! *a dog with a gopro strapped to its head runs by*"
"What did the black mother name her 5 daughters? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She called them by their last names!"
"Yes, they're good. But mangoes act like they know they're good, and that's unappealing to me."