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Joke of the Day
"Nothing says ""I hope your birthday sucks as much as you do"" like an Applebees' gift card."
Next Joke
"I want you to drag me to the bedroom, softly lay me down, & kiss my neck. Now go clean the house while I take a nap."
"What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite? Abominable."
"My superhero name is Typoman. I am the writer of wrongs."
"Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime."
"[time travels to 1941 Berlin to kill Hitler] Damn I should've learned German [looks down at American flag bodysuit] This was also a bad idea"
"You should argue with your wife only when she's not around."
"A bird can fly... But a fly can't bird."
"What kind of fruit is also a vegetable? Elton John in a coma."
"What's the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing"