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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back."

"What's Kayne West's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"

"[META] question. Is there a such thing as a rhetorical joke?"

"In London, a man gets robbed every 4.5 minutes. And he's getting fed up with it."

"UGH. When I text girls that I have standards, I really need to stop abbreviating the word standards to STDs."

"Of course Goldman Sachs called their clients ""muppets"" Some of them ended up living in garbage cans."

"Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot? He didn't like dealing with reservations."

"funny how people who earn philosophy degrees probably at some point ask themselves ""why did i do this"""

"Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop? Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)"

"You know what's nuts? My balls!"