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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot? He didn't like dealing with reservations."

"Heard about the new game of thrones app? It's good but I heard it might CUT OFF your wifi connectivity"

"What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school? There aren't many paedos in the camp."

"""Why did you leave your last job?"" -I had a typo in a tweet. ""Mistakes happen!"" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. ""Thanks for coming in. Bye"""

"A prickle of porcupines A murder of crows A flamboyance of flamingos A twitter of depressed, alcoholic perverts A shrewdness of apes A parla"

"Words can't describe how beautiful you are. But, numbers can. 4/10"

"What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future? The iPhone Ayyyye-t"

"We should teach North Korea a lesson and send them James Franco."

"""If you're having girl? Problems. I feel bad. For you? Son."" -Russian guy telling his pregnant wife he hopes it's a boy."

"I didn't know why the ball was getting bigger and bigger and bigger But then it hit me."