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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot? He didn't like dealing with reservations."

"I ran out of excuses to get out of family gatherings, so I moved out of state."

"My wife told me I was immature and needed to grow up. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore."

"It used to be that when people would tell me to go to Hell, I'd say ""I don't believe in Hell."" But then I got married."

"What has four hairy legs and sleeps with my sister? My father and I"

"A blonde in labor walked into a pizza shop because the the delivery was free."

"Where does one drown a hipster? In the mainstream."

"How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb? As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb."

"How can you tell if a Volcano is Jewish? It has a build up of shmagma around the rim."

"[finds sock with hole in it] *gets angry* [puts sock back in same drawer] *repeats forever*"