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Joke of the Day
"You know what's nuts? My balls!"
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"I like my women like I like my student debt Always there and constantly fucking me"
"How do you hide an elephant up a cheery tree? Put it in the tree and paint it's balls red. What's the loudest noise in the world? A giraffe eating cherries Edit: not a cheery tree...cherry"
"I tripped over a bra last night, do you think it was a boobie trap?"
"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A Pokemon."
"What did Dexter forget to bring to Art Class? Supplies Mother Fucker"
"I had the left side of my body cut off... But I'm all right. EDIT: I just realize that whether the left was cut from the right or the right from the left is a matter of sincere argument."
"I love giving a little kid the tongue, and then watching him run to his mother holding the severed tongue I just gave him."
"Never kiss a Canary. You'll get churpies! (It's a Canarial disease)."
"What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile"