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Joke of the Day

"funny how people who earn philosophy degrees probably at some point ask themselves ""why did i do this"""

"What's Chris Brown's favourite game? Mortal Kombat Ex"

"Why did the fish not get accepted into college? His grades were below sea level"

"Do you think Rick Astley ever just busts into places unexpectedly? He could."

"Twitter Clique: (n) a small exclusive group of friends who promise to tell each other they are funny."

"!HARD Drive! Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A: Woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.[Source](http://smile.xonaki.com/Joke/EN?categoryCode=EN&jokeId=95)"

"My brother was in a car accident yesterday... and lost both his left arm and left leg. Actually, he's my half brother. He's all right now."

"A magician was driving down the street and turned into a driveway"

"Another previously unknown dinosaur was the Thesaurus who used flowery language to confuse and disorient predators while he made his escape"

"Did you hear about the blind dog that never got lost? It really nose it's way around."