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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters? Augusta wind."
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"I swallowed two pieces of string and when I went to the bathroom they came out tied together. I shit you knot."
"What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work? Bye, son."
"mess with me and I will staright-up yank the drawstring out of your hoodie"
"What kind of headphones are sold in 50 shades of grey? Beats"
"Years ago I went to a job placement agency. I left disappointed. Apparently nobody offers temp work as an astronaut."
"How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK? Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps."
"When I found out Carl was a beekeeper I stopped loaning him bees."
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin Catholic."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick Question! Feminists can't change anything."