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Joke of the Day

"I swallowed two pieces of string and when I went to the bathroom they came out tied together. I shit you knot."

"After math class, my friend fell off of a vertical cliff... I yelled Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^!"

"What's the difference between the US Election and sex? In sex it's fun to choose between a cunt and an asshole."

"Three men walk into a bar you would think the third one would have ducked"

"I asked my North-Korean friend how it was there... He said he couldn't complain."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ? Cicero the boat ashore !"

"Which of these is out of place in this list? Wife, Blowjob, Meat, Eggs. Well you can beat your meat, beat your wife, and beat your eggs, but you can't beat a blowjob!"

"APOLLO: I'll be god of the sun HERMES: OK I'll take light- A: I'm also light ARTEMIS: I'll take music A: No I'm also music. That's me too"

"When I was born I was given the choice between a big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose."

"Anti Jokes How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!"