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Joke of the Day

"What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar? Egypt me!"

"Don't forget when you're tanning nude in your backyard that someone is zooming in on you from google earth satellite. You're welcome."

"Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself? Because it didn't have the nerves."

"My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis... ...and asked what I was doing. Apparently ""heating your dinner"" was not the correct answer."

"What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?"

"Willie Nelson's public statement regarding being caught with a bag of marijuana recently: ""It's a good thing I had a bag of marijuana. If it had been a bag of spinach, I'd be dead by now."""

"What's a pirates favorite letter? ""argh..."" ""NO, IT BE THE SEA"""

"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? They found him drowned in his teepee."

"Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists? Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts."

"I want to go back in time... And change the way the letter 'eight' is pronounced to sodomized. Then in the future ask people why was nine afraid of seven?"