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Joke of the Day

"An assistant to a company's offices in Karnataka found the title on his business card embarrassingly abbreviated. ""Mysore Ass."""

"A man using Apple maps walks into a bar... Or maybe it was a hospital? Or possibly a church?"

"I went to a zoo the other day There was only one animal in the zoo a dog it was a shitzu"

"Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?"

"When three or four Natives gather together... There's usually a fifth."

"To what branch of the military to babies belong? The infantry."

"I created the friend zone defense in basketball. You basically just compliment the other guys but never make a move."

"Three Roads To Ruin There are three roads to Ruin - Women, Gambling and Consultants. Women are the nicest, Gambling is the quickest but Consultants are the surest!"

"What is the difference between God and my love life? Some people think God is real."

"What do you call a girl in between 2 houses? Alane"