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"What do you call a thick wire made of phone batteries? Likable"
"Stephen Hawking is an inspiration He's earned millions in the past 10 years without lifting a finger."
"*acts sassy* *flips hair* *walks into a wall*"
"Did you hear about the leper whose wife died in a tragic car accident? He fell to pieces."
"Its good to die like my grandfather, painlessly in his sleep. Its bad to die in a terrible accident, like the passengers on his bus."
"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in the wallet than on dick"
"Pro tip: If he pretends he can't hear you, talk some shit about his mother."
"When two gay men get married, whose parents pay for the wedding? Neither, because they're both ashamed of their children's disgusting and sinful lifestyle choices."
"Viagra won't make you James Bond.. ..but it will make you Roger Moore."