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Joke of the Day

"Nothing worse than taking a run and then having to take a shit when your a mile & a half away from ur bathroom. I almost shitted in a bush"

"If you don't have anything nice to say I would probably enjoy spending time with you"

"Not a joke; what your favourite one-liner/wordplay joke?"

"Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies? (OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto."

"If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice... ... at night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you."

"How many blacks does it take to start a riot? -1"

"I always love the reaction I get after I cannonball into a public pool. ""OMG, Where's my baby!?"""

"If you're making out with a Thai girl, what's the first thing you should ask yourself? Am I feeling nuts?"

"What's the best way to cross the border? In the trunk of a car."

"What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs? Send them to barber school."