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Joke of the Day
"[OC] Time heals all wounds.. Unless you re a haemophiliac."
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"A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"Got a cease and desist letter that says I can't wear my hard hat around town until I learn how to wolf whistle."
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"What is worst then a repost???"
"I apologised to my girlfriend last night for not being able to get an erection. There were no hard feelings whatsoever."
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