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Joke of the Day

"I want my group project members to lower me into my grave.... ... So that they can let me down one last time."

"Why did the atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers!"

"All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us! -if bras could talk"

"How do you describe people who tell ""I see dead people"" jokes? They have a sixth sense of humor"

"News: German diver receives a 0.0 score. Apparently, Olympic judges don't appreciate cannon balls."

"What football position did the forever alone play? Left Out"

"What should you do if there is a blackout at night? Call the police, they'll come and shoot it."

"Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31=DEC 25"

"I saw a midget insect having his first orgasm... It was a little beecoming."

"Did you hear the one about three holes in the ground? Well, well, well..."