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Joke of the Day

"why netflix and chill? Because amazon and chill has 1 day delivery."

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"What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty? A bouncy castle."
"Did you hear about that guy who had his penis enlarged? He's much cockier now."
"And Grandmother, what a big thighs you have! *Wolf just starts crying*"
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
"Retarded people They shouldn't even exist"
"How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? F5."
"My wife and I can't agree on appropriate gardening attire. But she's digging in her heels."
"Every year I got an accident by passing the road on 1st April Cause, I thought that Traffic signal try to make me April fool."
"Sean Connery is standing at your door, wearing white shorts and a white shirt and holding a racket. What time is it? Tennish."