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Joke of the Day

"Revere rides a horse saying ""The British are Coming""and it's heroic but I hop a pogo stick naked screaming ""look at me""and it's probation?"

"What date is it today? 2nd April. Ha!! April fool!"

"My grandpa told me my generation relied too much on technology I told him ""no, your generation relies too much on technology"" Then I unplugged his life support"

"Statistically speaking..... Isn't a mean Joe just an average Joe?"

"What's worse? Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else?"

"Why was the chicken kicked out of class? For using *fowl* language."

"have a safe weekend everyone lol jk hail satan drink poison"

"The Brexit situation Britain: Down with the EU! *Next Day* Britain: I meant I'm down with the EU."

"I was intimate with a clown once. She just tickled my funny bone."

"Its funny how condoms are relatively cheap but as soon as you break one your out a few hundred."