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Joke of the Day
"Saw a black guy today with a black guy. Did he get punched in the eye?"
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"How do you host an amnesia support group on a budget? The moment they show up, tell them the meeting went great and their speech was inspiring."
"A fun way to find bleach in your coffee is to tell me I'm turning into my mother."
"Who did Fat Albert accuse of leaving a burning cross on his lawn? ""The Kaaay Kaaay Kaaaaay!"""
"What is the difference between my grandma and a newborn baby? When I fuck my grandma up the ass she doesn't die."
"Where do Sikhs buy clothes? Turban Outfitters"
"My drug dealer got me shoes for Christmas I dont know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping ever since"
"Gay dude was reading a holiday brochure then he tells his partner, ""This year we should try Greece."" His partner looks up and ask him. ""Whts wrong with the Vaseline?"""
"If I ever win the lottery and someone asks me for money I'm going to give them a dollar and say ""Here. Go play the Lottery. That's what I did."""
"I met a Slavic feminist once. She told me to Czech my privilege."