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Joke of the Day
"Who did Fat Albert accuse of leaving a burning cross on his lawn? ""The Kaaay Kaaay Kaaaaay!"""
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"Why doesn't democracy work in china? Because no one wants to hold an erection."
"Why was the little ink blot so unhappy? Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? kluhhh kolchhhh"
"(Shaq wakes up, steps in front of the green screen in his bedroom, knocks out 20-30 commercials, begins his day.)"
"What do you do when a gay man is choking? Take your dick out of his mouth. im sorry"
"My uncle died from a turtle stampede. It was a slow death."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer! What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye-deer!"
"Where does Hillary Clinton eat at to appeal to Asian voters? Pander Express."
"When you said coke I assumed you meant cocaine. No thank you. Soda is bad for you."