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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh."

"Recently I'm having a lot of bad dates! I've to try grapes now!"

"ur mama is sooo fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out."

"Did you know about this breed of horses? This breed can jump higher than the average house. You might think, WOW, how can this be? Well, it has very strong legs and the average house can't jump."

"What did Obama say when he called the Russian Parliament? ""Are you Putin me on?"""

"[interview] So what makes you qualified to be an x-ray technician? Superman: Are you being serious right now?"

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? aye matey"

"What's the difference between up and down? It all depends on how you look at it"

"What do you call a female deer that's pickled? A dill doe"

"What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot? SUPPLIES!!!"