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Joke of the Day

"Did you know about this breed of horses? This breed can jump higher than the average house. You might think, WOW, how can this be? Well, it has very strong legs and the average house can't jump."

"Best politically incorrect joke you have heard ?"

"Bet they weed out lots of people at big city detective school in the jump off building/land on roof of another building class."

"Went to a Trump rally in New Hampshire this week. Hard to describe the vibe, but ""what if the Nazis didn't care about fitness?"" comes close."

"Everyone one knows Nissan's Motorsport brand, NISMO.... But most forget Honda's brand, HOMO...it's pretty gay if you ask me..."

"[At dinner with wife's friends] Me: may I chime in Wife: I swear to God if you brought your chimes- *my bag dings a little as I unzip it*"

"Our school should start a calculus club We would all derive fun from it"

"*practices like 1000 times in the mirror* [at Starbucks] ""One grander none-fatty flaparinno"" barista: ... ""I'll try again tomorrow"""

"What's the difference between a joke and 3 dicks? Your wife can take 3 dicks!"

"Did you hear about the cop who arrested the almond who was smuggling heroin across the border? He busted a nut."