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Joke of the Day

"Atheist Sam's grand-daughter Saudi Atheist Sam gets an email that his new grand-daughter is named Saudi. His first response? Jesus!"

"Came with our Christmas cracker Q: Did you hear about the man who stole the advent calendar? A: He got 25 days."

"I painted my computer black so it would run faster."

"What do you call a Nazi who left the war to become an animal doctor? A Veteran Aryan"

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, *look what's telling me that.*"

"Doggies get too much credit for that position. Really, every animal likes to do it that way."

"Public speaking is a lot like being on a topless beach. It's only hard for the first few minutes."

"TIL Thesaurus is not a dinosaur"

"Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I know life is really, really tough for the visually impaired. :("

"The last thing my father said to me before he kicked the bucket Hey, son. Check out how far I can kick this bucket"