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Joke of the Day
"How do you know the high heel was invented by men? Who else invents things?"
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"""I don't need any love from any man. I only need to love and be loved by ONE man. He is the Son of God, JESUS!"".......just say u have been dumped."
"If a girl is standing and shouting through the sunroof of a limo, that limo has turned on its slut siren."
"Here's a knock knock joke about the guy with no arms"
"My girlfriend told me she is sick of me quoting movies all the time I said quite frankly my dear I don't give a damn"
"Did you hear about the guy whose toilet flushes with hot water? He thinks he's real hot shit."
"What kind of tea does an anarchist drink? Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft."
"There's no such thing as coincidence? I'm confused. If there is no such thing why did they name it? Coincidence? I think not Xx"
"Coworker: You look tired. Did you not get enough sleep last night? Me: Nope. Slept great! But thanks for telling me I look like shit."
"I sext my foreign girlfriend a lot. I've come to find it's very difficult to say I'm stroking my cock in French; Although really I should just wait till class is over."