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Joke of the Day

"How do you know the high heel was invented by men? Who else invents things?"

"What do you call Wolverine post-op? An x-man."

"Best thing about living in NY is you can order anything, anytime, and 30 minutes later it shows up. You see here? This here is an orangutan."

"Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!"

"*covers himself in Nutella to hide his body heat from the Predator*"

"Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa."

"Where do shadowbanned Redditors go? To the PAO Camp."

"I had a 12 inch Italian last night Then I went to Subway"

"If Biff's gang had smoked E-cigarettes in 'Back to the Future 2,' it would've seemed like the least realistic thing in the movie."

"Now that Donald Trump will be President, I really hope he builds the wall. We need to keep all those crazy Americans contained."