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Joke of the Day

"I sext my foreign girlfriend a lot. I've come to find it's very difficult to say I'm stroking my cock in French; Although really I should just wait till class is over."

"I spend a lot of time thinking about you and how you were pretty much good with everything. By you I mean Nutella."

"What did the fat simpleton say to the psychic cripple? ""Hodor."" Edit: And this is dirty how?"

"Why do people say look when they want me to listen?"

"R/jokes Reddit posters are cleaning the earth They are very good at recycling"

"What did the gay Frenchman say to his boyfriend right before sucking his dick? Boner appetit."

"When you whistle at a bird, it's as offensive to them as saying ""ching chong ding dong"" to a Chinese person."

"How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer!"

"Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed? It doesn't have windows."

"Black and White Black is a Color, White is a Color. They why Black and White TV is not a Color TV???"