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Joke of the Day
"How did the blond chip her tooth? With her vibrator"
Next Joke
"WHAT ARE THOSE?! Thanks, how did you know?"
"I can't stand those 'happy ending' massage parlors Those places just rub me the wrong way"
"[looks over neighbour's fence while he's in the pool] ""Dude, we get it. You can hold your breath for [looks at watch] 19 days."""
"Women Are Like Crawfish A whole lotta' work for a little bit of tail. xd"
"Donald Trump is a presidential candidate I can relate to Both of us have fantasies with Trump's daughter"
"At lunch with 5 of my bestest phones!!!"
"DO NOT OPEN.PLEASE. I like you, you little rebel."
"what did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look i'm changing"
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? coz she has no arms."