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Joke of the Day
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? coz she has no arms."
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"Did you guys know that water can talk? Water you talking about?"
"My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer."
"American beer and sex on a boat What do American beer and having sex on a boat have in common? They're both fucking close to water"
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his collection of Pixar films except one. He's never going to give you Up."
"Why did the Redgaurd's toe hurt? His Hammerfell"
"Eight dwarves are in a tub, feeling happy Happy got out now they're all fucking grumpy Edit: seven dwarves, sorry"
"Yo mama so fat.... When she sees a school bus with white kids, she yells ""TWINKIE"""
"Vegans can be so uptight. They should learn to take a yolk."
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut."