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Joke of the Day

"what did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look i'm changing"

"I had a dog with no legs.. I named him cigarette so I could take him for a drag."

"I shouldn't have agreed to be a cowboy's target dummy for lasso throwing practice. How did I get roped into this?"

"Haircut/Sex Correlation Jesus Joke I got that I looked like Jesus a lot when I had longer hair. It's a shame because I got a haircut and have been getting nailed less than the messiah lately."

"From my 7 year old daughter: What do you call a girl shell? A she shell."

"Castles are great but I wish you could rent other forms of bouncy architecture"

"[rap battle] Opponent: *crushes it* Me: Oh, I... umm. I thought this was something else... *hastily hides plastic wrap behind back*"

"Who called it ""the equals sign"" and not ""the aftermath""?"

"After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success."

"My neighbourhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."