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Joke of the Day

"Is Kevin Bacon popular on Reddit? ""Yes"" :p Or also ""Yes she is"" (yes cheese) Just made it up, I can't stop laughing, thought I'd share..."

"What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drones"

"I remember as a child lying in bed and waiting for Santa Claus to come. And how afterwards it would be so silent and awkward as he got dressed to leave."

"I've only had one car accident in the last month. It was a hit and run, so technically it doesn't even count."

"I'm a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. Listen to this absolute classic: ""Abraham Lincoln was never president""!"

"Darth Vader watched The Harry Potter movies ""It was pretty wizard i guess"" said Darth Vader"

"I told my friend an oxygen joke which he didnt get at first Until he finally went ""O"""

"50 mph winds here and I looked out the window and saw a package of Oreos fly by my house. At this rate, I will never have to leave for food."

"My friend Oscar told a joke to Leo Di Caprio. He didn't get it."

"I lost my mittens and my girlfriend today. One might say that I'm in between gloves."