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Joke of the Day
"I told my friend an oxygen joke which he didnt get at first Until he finally went ""O"""
Next Joke
"Those Islamic's coming to america? Hostages."
"By the nervous look on his face I thought my boyfriend had an engagement ring hidden in his hand but it was just a stranger's bra. Whew."
"I just found a Macklemore CD in a Thrift Shop and the Universe imploded."
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad."
"what's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal makes your hole weak."
"i hate when the news guys say ""our nation's capital"". stop jerking us around and tell us what city it is"
"What is the difference between a camera and a sock? One holds photos The other holds five"
"What's the definition of a redneck virgin? A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers."
"Don't think I won't spin around and French kiss you if you're standing too close to me in line at the liquor store."