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Joke of the Day
"I just ran over my dog. April fools! I don't know whose dog it was."
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"What's it like living with Permanent Erection Disorder? Some days are harder than others."
"Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral? One less drunken Irishman"
"What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes!"
"Wife: Did you give the kids a bath? Me: I got the dirt off. Wife: What does that mean? Me: *hides the leaf blower*"
"How do you get a person with podophobia to leave? Just say ""shoe""."
"A man balks in a war He is discharged for dereliction of duty and takes up drinking."
"I don't go back to my hometown very often because I've burned too many bridges. And also because I am wanted for bridge arson."
"What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees? Your Guns N' Toeses I'll see myself out."
"My wife asked me about the movie ""From Hell"" & I described it as a movie about Jack the Ripper, starring Johnny the Depp."